Friday, August 26, 2016

2016 Presidential Debate - SHOCKING VIDEO!

The 2016 Election is brought to you by the letters "R" and "D".

Please don't ask me why I do these things.

Even I do not know.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Three Dumb Broads Bravely Tackle Imaginary Rape Epidemic.

Rape Epidemic As any moron knows for a fact, we live in a "rape culture". Now, what is a "rape culture" you might ask? A "rape culture" is something that feminist prudes fantasize about while cranking their dildos up so high that the lights in the house dim.


Rape Epidemic"Rape Culture" is something that feminists dreamed up in order to dyke out with some of their co-eds.


Rape Epidemic"Rape Culture" is the feminist facade that men are all rape-monsters that hide in little girls closets, and want to do nothing all day but force their sexual affections on unwilling participants.

Anyway, three dumb broads from Dowling Blunt University in Gayville off of Butt-Hole road are bravely tackling the imaginary rape epidemic that exists in their imaginations and, in their sexual fantasies.

Although none of the women have been raped, and do not know anybody who has been raped, they claimed that 99.9% of all rape victims do not talk about their rape experience. They claimed this means that they had therefore all been raped. While talking to our reporters, they started to rub their vaginas and nipples, and blabber on about how many women are getting raped right this minute, and how they could get in on the action.
The T-Shirts have the caption "Don't get RAPED" crossed out in various places to read, "Don't Rape". The one in the middle is the bull-dyke, the other two are her bitches. They think that by wearing T-shirts that are offensive to men (as they portray men as rape-monsters), they can end all rape in the world, and possibly global warming as well! Rumor has it, they also like mittens!

As any feminist/post-feminist/crack-addict/homeless-crazy/severe-head-injury-survivor knows, wearing a T-shirt is all it takes to stop a man like James Biela from raping women.
We interviewed some actual serial rapists (who you can just tell are self-purported-nice-guys), to get their opinions of the T-shirts.

I Wanted to rape those women, but then I read their shirts and said, "DAMN!!!!" I guess I'll have to find a victim that isn't wearing a T-shirt that is offensive to men. What the hell are men like me - OOOPS I mean ALL men going to do!?
A Pox on those T-shirts! Now - I cannot rape those women. Geez, I really hope more women don't start wearing T-shirts that are offensive to men. If they do, then I'll just have to stop raping people. OOOPS! I meant, ALL MEN will have to stop violently raping 5 women every 3 seconds!

It appears that the T-shits SHIRTS are in fact ending the imaginary rape epidemic. But the question remains...


Anyway, enjoy looking at a picture of a woman who: thinks she is too good to talk to you, thinks she is out of your "league", thinks she is too good for you, thinks men getting raped in prison is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman gets raped, would be more than happy to spend all of your hard-earned money on shoes and land you in the poor house, thinks it is unfair that you make more money than her with your Bachelor of Science Degree than she does with her Bachelor of Arts Degree in "Basketry", thinks you are a "sexist pig" for having a sex-drive, and would laugh if you got your penis cut off.
Seriously - what's not to like about her?

Remember - We live in a misogynistic culture...