Friday, November 4, 2016

I'm Voting for Hillary... Because Vagina

Vote Hillary
Yup, gotta use that standard psycho-bitch meme

Vote Hillary
I feel sorry for this woman sometimes...

Vote Hillary
Remember - if you criticize ANY woman - you are criticizing ALL women - and you therefore HATE women...

Vote Hillary
Can you feel the misogyny yet???
How does it feel to have a penis like Donald Trump!!!!!

Paul Elam

David Futrelle
Good thing David Futrelle is around to put a stop to the Misogyny!

Anyway, here is you hot-c*nt pic for this post...
Sexy Woman
Yeah, we live in such a woman-hating culture don't we?

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Regularly Scheduled Programming to be ruined by two Douchbags Running for President

I just don't get it. Anyway, I am off to read a bunch of Trump-bashing articles in the fag-o-sphere. Enjoy one more pic.
Sexy Woman

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Are You Ready For September 27, 2016...

When ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN?  Sure, the market may or may not crash in the future - but who the hell thinks they can predict the exact day?  Since when can ANYBODY see the future?

I have never understood the doom and gloom sayers predicting the end of the world...  Well, maybe I do - look at the number of ads in the first link (a YouTube Video).

I have also never understood why so many people ruin their faces with Botox and Plastic Surgery...

Enjoy my latest MESSterpiece on YouTube

Monday, September 19, 2016

Government Announces TWO DAY Waiting Period Before Buying Pressure Cookers

Because of the recent bombing SHOOT! I mean uhm - thinguhmuhjig in New York, Government Authorities and other screwballs have decided to make plans for a two-day waiting period for anybody wishing to buy a pressure cooker.  Here is what our reporters captured:

Oh yeah - in other news,
Dang. Glad I am safe here in the U.S. from maniacs like Kim Jong Un who would jail me for my sarcasm. So much better here in the U.S. even with the bombings INCIDENTS, and Muslims peacefully stabbing people to death and our seriously f**ked in the head leaders walking on eggshells and ignoring real issues and instead trying to get free abortions and free breast implants for little filthy whores who hate my f**king guts for being straight and would laugh if I got my penis cut off...

Yes, I've lost it...

Friday, August 26, 2016

2016 Presidential Debate - SHOCKING VIDEO!

The 2016 Election is brought to you by the letters "R" and "D".

Please don't ask me why I do these things.

Even I do not know.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Three Dumb Broads Bravely Tackle Imaginary Rape Epidemic.

Rape Epidemic As any moron knows for a fact, we live in a "rape culture". Now, what is a "rape culture" you might ask? A "rape culture" is something that feminist prudes fantasize about while cranking their dildos up so high that the lights in the house dim.


Rape Epidemic"Rape Culture" is something that feminists dreamed up in order to dyke out with some of their co-eds.


Rape Epidemic"Rape Culture" is the feminist facade that men are all rape-monsters that hide in little girls closets, and want to do nothing all day but force their sexual affections on unwilling participants.

Anyway, three dumb broads from Dowling Blunt University in Gayville off of Butt-Hole road are bravely tackling the imaginary rape epidemic that exists in their imaginations and, in their sexual fantasies.

Although none of the women have been raped, and do not know anybody who has been raped, they claimed that 99.9% of all rape victims do not talk about their rape experience. They claimed this means that they had therefore all been raped. While talking to our reporters, they started to rub their vaginas and nipples, and blabber on about how many women are getting raped right this minute, and how they could get in on the action.
The T-Shirts have the caption "Don't get RAPED" crossed out in various places to read, "Don't Rape". The one in the middle is the bull-dyke, the other two are her bitches. They think that by wearing T-shirts that are offensive to men (as they portray men as rape-monsters), they can end all rape in the world, and possibly global warming as well! Rumor has it, they also like mittens!

As any feminist/post-feminist/crack-addict/homeless-crazy/severe-head-injury-survivor knows, wearing a T-shirt is all it takes to stop a man like James Biela from raping women.
We interviewed some actual serial rapists (who you can just tell are self-purported-nice-guys), to get their opinions of the T-shirts.

I Wanted to rape those women, but then I read their shirts and said, "DAMN!!!!" I guess I'll have to find a victim that isn't wearing a T-shirt that is offensive to men. What the hell are men like me - OOOPS I mean ALL men going to do!?
A Pox on those T-shirts! Now - I cannot rape those women. Geez, I really hope more women don't start wearing T-shirts that are offensive to men. If they do, then I'll just have to stop raping people. OOOPS! I meant, ALL MEN will have to stop violently raping 5 women every 3 seconds!

It appears that the T-shits SHIRTS are in fact ending the imaginary rape epidemic. But the question remains...


Anyway, enjoy looking at a picture of a woman who: thinks she is too good to talk to you, thinks she is out of your "league", thinks she is too good for you, thinks men getting raped in prison is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman gets raped, would be more than happy to spend all of your hard-earned money on shoes and land you in the poor house, thinks it is unfair that you make more money than her with your Bachelor of Science Degree than she does with her Bachelor of Arts Degree in "Basketry", thinks you are a "sexist pig" for having a sex-drive, and would laugh if you got your penis cut off.
Seriously - what's not to like about her?

Remember - We live in a misogynistic culture...

Thursday, June 16, 2016

A Tale of Two Penises.

Snow penises that is - this is me poking fun at, and pointing out the harsh reality of, a story first presented on the Community of the Wrongly Accused.

Some young men at a university decided to pull a harmless prank, and instead of building snowmen, decided to use snow to ERECT a 9 foot tall penis.
But the giant penis was met with extreme hostility and an insane rage against male sexuality a noble call for equality from feminists...

"It was offensive because it was pornographic," said man-hating land whale Amy E. Keel, who said she and her roommate "dismantled" the giant snow penis.

"Women do not need to be reminded of the power of the symbol of the male genitalia," Rosenfeld sex-hating psycho-bitch said. "My guess is that they are constantly reminded of it in daily messages."

The comments from the bat-shit crazy loonies brave women fighting for equality confused the young men who built it.

"We built it for fun, instead of building a snowman," he said. "We built it specifically as a junior high prank."

In order to right the world's wrongs of men having penises women feeling like they are not treated equally, the young men allegedly built a new snow sculpture in order to honor womyn.

But the new sculpture also angered carpet-munching psycho-bitches who hate men the brave and valiant women fighting for equality...
Feminists shouted, "NOW YOU ARE OBJECTIFYING WOMEN!!!!", shouted the biploar lunatics who forgot their medications, Womyn, "THERE IS MUCH MORE TO A WOMAN THAN JUST HER BOOBS!!!"

This also confused the young men, so they built yet another sculpture...

feministFeminists started complaining that this latest snow scuplture set unrealistic expectations for womyn and their bodies. And that had absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that they were disgusting morbidly obese land monsters. No, it has to do with EQUALITY - and nothing else! It is not like these feminists hate men, male sexuality and want to portray ALL men as negatively as possible - no - it is about "equality".

Confused once again, the young men built yet another snow sculpture...
Feminists (for the most part) were delighted by the latest snow sculpture, as it showed no signs of sexuality in any form. It portrayed woman as shapeless blobs with no intrinsic beauty of anykind.

Other men-hating lunatics feminists however, were extremely upset at the new snow sculpture, as it failed to fully represent minorities and the LGBT (Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato) community.
The young men, instead of having any fun whatsoever - decided to give up on building any kind of snow sculptures, locked themselves in a room, and welded the doors shut.

This made all the feminists happy, as male opinions are not desirable when it comes to gender equality.

The thing I do not understand here - if feminism is truly about "gender equality" and not male hatred, why would feminists feel so upset and threatened by a penis? I mean, why go on an insane lunatic rage to destroy a simple snow sculpture? How will destroying a snow sculpture help achieve "gender equality"? Also, destroying a snow sculpture of a penis will not change the fact that men have penises and women have vaginas - and that men and women will always be different...
Enjoy looking at a picture of a woman (I Think?!?) who: would laugh if you got your penis cut off, thinks that men getting raped is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman gets raped, shouts "you go girl!" when a woman hits her spouse, screams bloody murder if a man were to hit his spouse, thinks you are "sexist" for being a heterosexual, thinks she is out of your league, thinks she is too good for you, would be happy to spend all of your hard-earned money on shoes and not give a crap if you had money left over for food, and hates your guts for being a man.

How could any man not like her!?

Remember - we live in a misogynistic society...

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Feminists Pushing for Rape Legislation on Masturbation Gloves.

As we all know, feminism stands for equality. It does not stand for an insane hatred of men and male heterosexuality by a bunch of mentally ill carpet munching hags - NOPE - EQUALITY!
That is why a group of carpet munching hags women who stand for equality and stuff from the Downling Blunt University are trying to get legislation passed that charges a man with rape, sexual harassment, stalking, and sex-trafficking when using the new "masturbation gloves" made in China (I think). They are claiming that the masturbation gloves are incapable of consenting to sex, and therefore any sexual activity with the glove constitutes an act of rape, sexual harassment, stalking, and sex-trafficking.

Rumor has it that legendary Martial Arts Icon Bruce Lee would frequently use the "Wang Gloves" to masturbate, as seen it the rare footage below.

Yeah, work it BRUCE!!!!

News reporter Janelle Wang was extremely confused about the new "Wang Glove", and thought that it was meant for household cleaning by people whose last name is "Wang". Boy was she wrong!
Anyway, the angry man hating closet lesbians womyn fighting for equality hope to get all men using the "Wang Gloves" to masturbate thrown in jail for being straight, so those men can have homosexuality forced on them via prison rape. It just doesn't get any more empowering equal than that!

Enjoy looking at a picture of a woman who: would laugh if you got your penis cut off, thinks that men getting raped is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman gets raped, shouts "you go girl!" when a woman hits her spouse, screams bloody murder if a man were to hit his spouse, thinks you are "sexist" for being a heterosexual, thinks she is out of your league, thinks she is too good for you, would be happy to spend all of your hard-earned money on shoes and not give a crap if you had money left over for food, and will do EVERYTHING to her ability to play your sexual attractions AGAINST you, or at best - make you feel guilty for being sexualized.
How could any man NOT like HER!?!?

Remember - we live in a misogynistic society...

R.I.P. Angry Harry 1952-2016 - We will NEVER forget you.

Monday, April 18, 2016

Men Born with Intrinsic Misogyny claims Crabby Bitch with Smelly Vagina that Nobody Likes

Feminist Prudence V. Eureka who attends Womyn's Studies at the Downling Blunt University located in Gayville just off of Butt Hole Road claims that men are born with an intrinsic misogyny. That is, men are born with a genetic hatred of women.

According to sources, Prudence went around walking on streets shouting at men, "I HATE YOUR PENIS!!!", and noticed that many of them either stepped away from her, or shouted obscenities back at her. She said this proves that men intrinsically hate women.

RIP-Factor reporters allegedly had a conversation with two other journalists on the subject of men being genetically wired to hate women. Both of the journalists had severe hemorrhoids, were sitting awkwardly, and agreed with the new feminist study.

RIP-Factor reporters also allegedly spoke with another douchebag reporter who was being harassed by a farting horse.
RIP-Factor reporters were debating over whether the "horse" harassing him was a horse or a unicorn. It turned out to be a post-feminist psycho-cunt that had forgotten her medication again, and was trying to improve women's rights by acting like a fool. The farting noises were in fact her shouting, "I LIKE MITTENS!" and muffled by the unicorn or horse head thing she was wearing.

RIP-Factor reporters encounter two other journalists who thought the idea of a farting unicorn was so funny that they could not stop laughing.

Anyway, enjoy a picture of a woman who: thinks she is too good for you, thinks she is too good to talk to you, thinks she is way out of your league, thinks you are "sexist" if you find her attractive, would spend all of your money on shoes and make you homeless if you married her - then move on to some other poor fool, thinks men getting raped in prison is funny, and would laugh if you got your penis cut off.

What's not to like about HER?!

Remember - we live in a misogynistic society...

Friday, March 4, 2016

Texas Attorney General Faces Anal Probe after Gay Marriage.

Sorry, I've just been told that the headline is wrong. It should read, Texas Attorney faces ETHICS probe OVER Gay Marriage. I apologize for that.
Ken Paxton
Ken Paxton, another hetero-bashing faggot bold upstanding man, is trying to stop gays from jumping into the hellfire of "holy" matrimony. Clearly, Special Needs Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton thinks that only heterosexuals should be punished by the government for having sexual relations.

In the securities fraud case, Ken Paxton is accused of failing to disclose he was being paid by a technology startup while trying to lure investors and not disclosing that he already had 100,000 shares. Those charges carry punishments of five to 99 years in prison.

Ken Paxton is also charged with rendering services as an investment adviser without being registered with the state, a charge that carries a penalty of two to 10 years in prison.

Ken Paxton
Ken Paxton - What a WINNER!

In other news, a woman is being seen by democrats as being too good looking to be serving in a public office.
Kathleen Kane
It appears that Kathleen Kane is considered good-looking, and only 1 democrat stood by her when she was trying to be voted out of office. Democrats are afraid that men seeing her on T.V. may become sexually aroused, and are trying to replace her with a much less attractive woman - something along the lines of Hillary Clinton, or a Flying Monkey from the Wizard of Oz - or worse - Nancy Pelosi.

Rumor has it, Kathleen Kane is also covering for a man caught for exhibiting heterosexual behavior; something that is definitely not tolerated in the United Sodomites of Ass-rape.

State Supreme Court Justice J. Michael Eakin was caught finding several of his female co-workers attractive.
J. Michael Eakin
Keep in mind that if he found MALE co-workers sexually attractive (and was caught sending E-mails discussing that), he would suffer no punishment - as anybody trying to punish him would be labeled as "homophobic".

No women were raped, beaten, molested or harassed by State Supreme Court Justice J. Michael Eakin. He has always viewed domestic violence as a crime. He was caught sending E-mails to friends that contained HETERO-sexually explicit content - something that is referred to as "sexist", "misogynistic" and all kinds of vile terms, when in fact, it is just the male sex-drive. Again, if the E-mails were in reference to finding MALE co-workers sexually attractive - nobody would attack him - as that would be considered "homophobic".

Why is it that many women (and men) are trying to destroy the male sex-drive while claiming to represent "equality"? How will eliminating the HETEROSEXUAL male sex-drive and frowning on campy HETERO-sexual innuendos among male friends ensure that women are treated equally under the law. Why is it that homosexual behavior does not mean that men are treated unfairly? If heterosexual behavior from men is considered "sexist", "misogynistic" and degrading to women, shouldn't homosexual behavior from men be considered "sexist" and "misandric" and degrading to...
Enjoy looking at a picture of a stupid little cunt who: thinks she is out of your "league", thinks that men getting raped is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman is raped, shouts "you go girl" when a woman hits a man, screams bloody murder when a man hits a woman, thinks she is too good to talk to you, would be happy to spend all of your money on shoes and not give a crap if you had any money left over to buy food, thinks she is too good to talk to you, thinks you are a creep/creepy if you find her attractive, and would laugh if you got your penis cut off.
Boy! They just don't get any more "angelic" than this!

Remember - we live in a misogynistic society...