Monday, August 29, 2011

Mitt Romney in Hot Water; Deep-Dish Gate Exposed!

Mitt RomneyMitt Romney, presidential hopeful, has been exposed as a fraud! In-depth investigation reveals that he does not like deep-dish pizza. In fact, Mitt Romney hates pizza period. He hates it so much, that he also hates the leaning tower of pizza, and the musical instrument called a pizzicato (which is a plucked violin if my research holds merit).

Mitt RomneyMitt Romney once heard that a Janitor at the White House's last name was "Piazzo", he went ballistic, and beat the man up then demanded that he be fired.

Mitt RomneyMitt Romney's past was investigated by MEN-Factor reporters; they found Romney's childhood psychologist, Dr. Mindbender.

Dr. Mindbender claimed that Mitt Romney was regularly bullied in school by pizza when he was a child. In addition to that, his first sexual experience as a teenager was actually with a pizza disguised as a human female.

These as well as dozens of other experiences have led Mitt Romney to have an irrational fear and excessively vengeful attitude towards anything related to pizza.

Mitt RomneyMitt Romney regularly buys mozzarella cheese, just so he can kick and punch it when nobody else is looking, while he shouts, "TAKE THAT YOU PIZZA LIKE BASTARD!"

Mitt RomneyMitt Romney often gets hysterical over pizza at the White House. In order to get him to calm down, white house staff members must bring out a violin and start playing pizzicato. This frightens Romney, and usually gets him to run back into the broom closet where he spends most of his time at the White House. Rumor has it, while in the broom closet, he plays with dolls and has miniature make-believe tea parties with an array of fruity characters!

Mitt RomneyMitt Romney - being tranquilized by playing the pizzicato.
OK, my lame-a$$ humor out of the way.

There is in fact a real DEEP-DISH-GATE.

It is the fact that the LAME-stream media is either so f@cking whacked that they ask bone-headed questions of the presidential candidates like "deep dish or thin crust? Coke or Pepsi?" in the middle of a huge economic recession.

Or, they are purposely trying to get Americans to look the other way while the country goes to Ellsworth Maine in a hand basket.

Either way; LAME-stream media, all I have to say to you is this:


I'd like to take some thin crust, deep dish, coke and pepsi and shove it down your f@ck-wit throats until you stop breathing and turn blue.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

From Heroine to "Where the F*ck did She go!?" in a few months!

Remember Jennifer Beeman? Yeah, neither did I. For 16 years, Beeman headed the UC Davis Campus Violence Prevention Program (CVPP).
Jennifer BeemanJennifer Beeman was a brave and heroic woman, frightening all the young college women into believing that the young college men were all monsters, by heroically posting rape motivation posters, as seen above. Honestly folks, it takes such courage and bravery to tackle the problem of rape on college campuses these days. Especially now more than ever! There are more women enrolled in college than men now (racking up huge student loans whilst getting worthless degrees in Women's Studies, Arts, or Fecology). That means that the men-monsters are busier than ever raping all those college women!!! We now know for a fact that somewhere between 1 in 4 and 1 in 1187 women are raped while attending college. That certainly narrows it down a pinch!

Jennifer BeemanJennifer Beeman, after heroically frightening young beautiful college women into being scared sh*tless of young men, she then allegedly heroically embezzled $503,400 dollars in funding to the Campus Violence Prevention Program (CVPP). Yes, Jennifer Beeman is in fact a true heroine to the cause of being a fascist men-hating lesbian ending rape.

She was originally charged with 9 femonies, errr uhm, felonies.

7 of the femonies, I mean felonies, were dropped. I wonder why... Why is it that you hear about public prosecutors going for the jugular of a man when a woman has a bruised arm, but not in cases where a vegan man-hating lesbian is clearly lying and embezzling funds? It must be a VAWA thing...

She will serve 2 years probation, and must pay $10,525 (petty cash to somebody who embezzled more than half a million)

She has since retired, and gets to live high and dry off of that school pension! Yes, according to what I read, she did not lose her school retirement pension from this whole affair.

Just another day in the life of a man-hating lesbo-bitch c*nt f*ck twat sh*t-faced rat.

Jennifer Beeman, I hope you die a slow painful agonizing death.

I wonder where she is now... Gee, maybe I'll do an investigation...
Next time, Friday hopefully, I am going to tell you all about "Hershey's". In addition to hiring ilk like Karin O'Connell, they also exploit young foreign exchange students. Probably for cheap labor...

And, I am currently working on several things: Three "Dear Woman" videos - yes, three, and a domestic violence PSA.

Monday, August 22, 2011

He who smelled it, Kellett.

Mary Kellett
Mary Kellett's perversions of justice:

Mary KellettMary Kellett has allegedly tampered with witnesses; namely, lying to Keovilaisack Sayasane's wife - claiming that he had murdered his previous wife, when he in fact did not.

Lying to a court judge, claiming that she got the above information from the Attorney General's office, when she in fact did not.

Mary KellettIn the Vladek Filler case, she coached Ligia Filler to cry during the trial because it "made it seem more real".

She also continued to pursue charges against Vladek Filler, even though the evidence of Ligia Filler's extremely violent nature is evident (YouTube video here - Ligia threatens to cut Vladek to pieces, and threatens to KILL a police officer)

Mary KellettThe final charges against Vladek Filler: Ligia's bruised arm - which Ligia Filler did not have at the time of the original incident, but acquired some time later.

MEN-Factor researchers have uncovered Mary Kellett's dating profile from a web-site as well:
Mary Kellett
Mary Kellett - her alleged dating profile from a dating web-site.

Mary KellettMary Kellett?! Enough of this evil woman!

Contact Maine’s State Attorney General

Contact Governor Paul LePage

Contact District Attorney Carletta Bossano

Write to the people above, tell them all about Mary Kellett's perversions of justice (listed at the top). Tell them you are sick of it, and demand she be suspended from practicing as a district attorney until a proper investigation into her misdeeds is conducted. The men in Maine need our help!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Harry Potter Arrested for turning several Feminists into Hats.

Harry PotterAfter fighting many evil wizards and being the object of desire of many female pedophiles, Harry Potter is now attending a normal College University. He is majoring in Physics and is expected to obtain his Bachelor's Degree in 2013. Several times, Harry Potter has been confronted by feminist groups engaged in political protests over things that do not exist; so he doesn't care about them. Although Harry is a Wizard, he is not an idiot.

On Wednesday, August 15, 2011 he snapped, pointed his magic wand at the women (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) and shouted, "Shutten Uppen Stoopid Cunten!".
Harry Potter
Harry Potter did not mean to cast a spell. However; the women (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) were all turned into hats.
Feminist Hats
Sherman PotterHarry Potter's Father, Sherman Potter from M.A.S.H. was interviewed about Harry's behavior. All he could say was, "Son of a gun, there all hat's now. I should have studied that sorcery bullsh*t instead of medicine. I could have turned that dipsh*t Margaret Hooligan or whatever the f*ck her name is into a Velcro zipper."

Harry Potter is expected to make bail very soon, as he makes quite a mint performing magic at the Harrah's in Tahoe. Harry Potter was interviewed about his plans for the future, specifically, whether he would go back to college and obtain his degree in physics.
Harry PotterHarry Potter announces his future plans.