Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Obama Reveals Big Pretty Orange Ball to the American Public!

In a shattering news story, President Obama held a press conference today, in which he showed, for the first time, a big pretty orange ball that has been in the White House for nearly 150 years!
ObamaPresident Obama was very eager to answer questions about the big pretty orange ball!

ObamaPresident Obama then opened the floor to questions.

ReportersReporters asked various questions about the WAR in Libya, the economy, and how big tycoons on Wall Street were robbing the U.S. Treasury. Questions about the war in Libya were the most prevalent:

ObamaPresident Obama looked upset with the questions.
ObamaPresident Obama then re-opened the floor to questions about the big pretty orange ball found in the White House.

ReportersQuestions came from the reporters:
"Is it true we are WARRING Libya just because they have oil?"
"Didn't George Bush start wars in the Middle East too - how are you any different from him?"
"Why are you letting the bankers on Wall Street rob the treasury?"
"How are your economic plans any different than George Bush's?"

ObamaPresident Obama was more visibly upset by the reporters.
ObamaPresident Obama reminded reporters about the big pretty orange ball.
ObamaPresident Obama then re-opened the floor once again to questions.

Reporters"Mr. President, how come no criminal charges are being brought against the bankers on Wall Street?"
"Mr. President, how come you gave Federal tax-payer money to the bankers on Wall Street?"
"Mr. President, why did you refer to social security as a privilege when people pay for it?"
"Mr. President, you mentioned limiting government spending, but then simply suggested more tax increases - how does that limit government spending?"
"Won't the WAR in Libya just increase government spending too - instead of decrease it?"

ObamaPresident Obama was visibly upset by the reporter's lack of concern and interest in the big pretty orange ball.

ObamaPresident Obama's final remark about "getting humanitarian" with reporters who did not inquire about the big pretty orange ball quickly brought the crowd in line - Including our own MEN-Factor reporters.

Orange BallThe big pretty orange ball was first discovered by Abraham Lincoln (A Republican you dipsh*ts) in 1862. Abraham Lincoln ignored it and outlawed slavery despite threats to his own life - that were actually carried out.

John F. Kennedy also discovered the big pretty orange ball, but he too did not reveal it to reporters or the American public. He was too busy actually running the country effectively.

It has been alleged that Bill Clinton also discovered the big orange ball, and his wife, Hillary actually played "fetch" with Bill in the backyard of the White House - at least when Bill was not using it as an oral sex device.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Dating Advice for Young Men...From the AfterWorld!

Part of a BIG series I call, "Murder and Male Resentment Mondays".

I thought of that name all by myself. I spent the weekend looking up mega hot babes who were killed by their deranged psychotic boyfriends. I found millions - I found a new feature for my blog!

Trisha EdelmanHi Guys! My name is Trisha Edelman. I know what a lot of you are thinking, "she's good looking". Well, today is your lucky day. I am here to give you some dating tips and tell you how you can "score" a good looking woman like me. I am talking to you from the afterworld, since I was murdered by my boyfriend while I was pregnant back on Jan 11, 2011. Do not worry, he will be going to jail for murder, unlike women who kill their boyfriends! Anyway, pay attention guys, take notes, and be prepared to follow these important dating and hygienic guidelines carefully.

Trisha EdelmanDo not look so happy. Try walking around looking like you just bit the head off of a poodle. That always helps. Happy looking men are just "creepy". If you are not capable of being sadistic enough to bite the head off of a small cute dog, you are obviously a rapist.Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanIf you cannot put a look on your face like you have a dead body in the trunk of your car... at least put a look on your face showing you are upset by the fact that you do NOT have a dead body in the trunk of your car!Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanA look on your face that says, "When I was in high school, I was voted most likely to be an axe-murderer" is always a turn-on! Chess club nerds are just plain gross! Remember: Chess is dangerous and destroys lives!Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanA facial expression that says, "Hi, I just swallowed a live baby, and I want to make you my next victim" is definitely a plus... Even if you didn't brush your teeth that morning!Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanIf people on the street are NOT saying to you, "Hey, where's your hockey mask and machete", you are doing something wrong - and quite likely guilty of sexual harassment.Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanWhen you make eye contact with a woman, do NOT undress her with your eyes. Instead, envision her being ripped to shreds by rabid pit-bulls. Sex is dirty and involves penises!Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanDo not come across as having an intellect. Intelligence is scary and destroys atoms, Styrofoam cups, the environment and lots of other stuff!Adam Trump

Trisha EdelmanHope you found these dating tips helpful. Anyway, it's back to the abyss for me. Stop being so happy, non-psychotic, intellectual, and compassionate - and start getting that pussy guys!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Murder and Male Resentment OH MY!

A while back, I did a piece that flamed feminazi, pissed off princess, worried woman worshipper, and pickled peter pussy beggar.

Because I infuriated many fruit-cake feminuts, and princess praising pieces of polar-bear-sh*t, I have decided to make a regular feature on my blog called, "So Long Skank!", or "Murder and Male Resentment"

Murder and Male Resentment OH MY

Dontcha just love that title, "Murder and Male Resentment" - I thought of it all by myself!

This story is submitted for your perusal

Raul BarreraBachelor # 1 is a low life criminal thug, without possibility of parole or a future. He has a huge misshapen head that only a mother could love. Between 2001 and 2004, he had SEVEN incidents of domestic violence with previous girlfriends. Say hello to the "oh so handsome" Raul Barrera:

Raul BarreraUnlike women who kill their boyfriends, Raul Barrera will be going to jail for MURDER. However, do not be sad ladies, you can write him all the sappy sexy love-letters you want while he is in prison! Maybe even father a child with him while he is on death row!
Our unlucky Bachelorette is a DUMB-A$$ skank who is attracted to psychopathic men! Yup, she is soooo gosh darned hot, that the "nice-guys" just aren't worth her time.

Say hello to the now deceased and "definitely porn-star material" Sarah Coit:
Sarah Coit
She was killed by her boyfriend above (10 years older than her!!!), at the ripe and hot young age of 23.

Hmmm - she looks familiar.... Where oh where have I seen her before???

OH YEAH - I know who she reminds me of!

She reminds me of all those b*tches who:

Were "out of my league".
Would be embarrassed to be seen with me.
Were not into guys as "ugly" as me.
Wanted to be a dike when they looked at me.
Were too good to talk to me.
(and the list of b*tchy pointless insults goes on...)

Rest in Pieces BE@TCH!
So Long Skank!
I guess you only get to enjoy getting stabbed to death just once - so...
...hope y'all had fun getting your dumb-f*cking a$ killed!

When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry

Say live and let SKANKS die

Stay tuned next time, when I show you the "now deceased" hottie the following stud-muffin hooked up with!
sexy man
Oh yeah - look at that face! What kind of a REAL WOMAN isn't getting wet between the legs just lookin' at that hunk from heaven!

No wonder I never got any when I was younger! I didn't walk around with a look on my face like I just swallowed a live baby!

Boy oh boy was my "game" lacking!

If I knew then what I know now - I'd be walking around on the college campus - looking like I just bit the head off of a baby poodle - I might have gotten LUCKY! Boy, was I young and stoopid or what?

Monday, April 18, 2011

Horoscopes for Feminazis and Entitlement Princesses!

Here it is Ladies and Gentlemen! If you support feminism, entitlement princesses, or think womyn are always victims, I have consulted with "Mythral the Mystic" to get you your Zodiac Horoscope reading!
Mythral the MysticAquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18): You have a destructive mind and are inclined to be regressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f*cking c*nt.

Pisces (Feb.19-Mar.20): What you call imagination is actually just schizophrenic delusions. You often think you are being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting power you lack. You lack confidence and are generally a dip-sh*t.

Aries (Mar.21-Apr.19): You are NOT a pioneer type and think lost people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a c*nt.

Taurus (Apr.20-May.20): You are impractical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.

Gemini (May.21-Jun.20): You are a slow and dimwitted thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little this means you are a cheap b*tch and are notorius for thriving on incest.

Cancer (Jun.21-Jul.22): You are very uncaring and egotistical when it comes to other people's problems. You are always putting things off - that is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh*t. Everybody in prison is a cancer.

Leo (Jul.23-Aug.22): You consider yourself a born leader, but clearly, you are not. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullys. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo-people are thieving mother-f*ckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

Virgo (Aug.23-Sep.22): You are the illogical type and thrive on disorder. Your sh*t-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f*cking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sep.23-Oct.22): You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. You are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. You are a whore. All Libras have had at least three venereal diseases.

Scorpio (Oct.23-Nov.21): The worst of the lot, you are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect b*tch. Most scorpions are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21): You are optimistic and enthusiastic, but that never stops you from being a total b*tch. You have a wreck-less tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of you are drunks. You are worthless.

Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19): You are conservative and afraid to take risks, in other words, you are a chickensh*t. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. If you were to die today, nobody would care.

Mythral the MysticHave a nice day!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Scheduled Protests of Sleeping Air Traffic Controllers Disrupted: Protestors Fall Asleep.

A group of young college students were all geared up to protest the current events of air traffic controllers falling asleep. However, when the time came for the actual protests to initiate they were all sound asleep.

Air Traffic Controller ProtestsAir Traffic Controller Protests

A militant women's groups was also going to protest the sleeping air traffic controllers as well, but - they too fell asleep:

Air Traffic Controller ProtestsAir Traffic Controller Protests

The breaking news of the day is that the current head of the FAA, Hank Krakowski has resigned, after taking a nap.

Hank KrakowskiHank Krakowski

The man scheduled to replace Krakowski is Randy Babbitt whom MEN-Factor reporters tried to interview, but - well - he was asleep:

Randy BabbittRandy Babbitt - scheduled to replace Hank Krakowski as the head of the FAA.

An actual awake air traffic controller was reached by MEN-Factor reporters for an interview. All he had to say was the following:

Air Traffic ControllerAir Traffic Controller

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

How Stoopid is a Male Feminist Anyway?

I was perusing the NCFM groups board on YAHOO.

Somebody posted a link to this article on the Wall Street Journal.

It is a fine article that claims that there is no wage gap. It states that women between ages 22 and 30 in reality make 8% more than men in that same age category.

There is naught funny there, and nothing astounding to anybody in these circles (the Manosphere).

The amusing part is in the comments section by some a$$-wad named "Sam Greco":

male feministwow, this guy [referring to the author of the article] needs to see a shrink. Talk about psychological issues with women. The article drips with so much sarcasm and venom, both against non-conservatives and women, its actually painful to read. Its like watching someone get drunk at a family gathering and stumble around making a fool of themself.

A smart man "Michael Bukowski" replies:

non feministHey, that's a great point, Sam - except for the fact that this "guy" is actually a WOMAN. So, where are her psychological issues stemming from, exactly?

Looks like Sam Greco is so effing brainwashed that he directly assumes that anybody debating the wage-gap is a man, and a man with "psychological issues". Take note of the gravely misguided shaming language!

If anybody is "stumbling around and making a fool out of themself" - it is Sam Greco with his jack-assed comment!

So - how stoopid are male feminists? I offer some analogies...

Male feminists are:
  • A few crumbs short of a crouton.

  • A few clowns short of a circus.

  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

  • A few beers short of a six-pack.

  • A few peas short of a casserole.

  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

  • All foam, no beer.

  • Intellectuals rivaled only by garden tools.

  • Missing a few buttons on their remote controls.

  • Not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

  • A few inches short of a DICK.

Some other facts about male feminists:

  • Male Feminists have to study for Dope tests!

  • Male feminists think that Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

  • Male feminists are so stupid they often trip over cordless phones.

  • I told a male feminist it was chilly outside, and he grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

  • When my brother worked at a 24 hour convenience store, a male feminist came in and asked him what time they closed.

  • I told a male feminist that drinks were on the he went and got a ladder...

  • A male feminist once took the Pepsi challenge and lost.

  • It takes male feminists 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

  • If you put your head up to the ear of a male feminist, you can hear the ocean!

  • Male feminists take notes when they watch "The Three Stooges"

  • Male feminists get confused when buying color TV's - they cannot decide what color.

Enough ZEN about male feminists, ponder this picture of Julian Assange I found:
Julian AssangeJulian Assange

Now, please sign the petition to disbar Mary N. Kellett!

Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday Funnies - and - Friday Freakiness

First, the funnies - being goofy is how I deal with my anger (perhaps I am not funny - whatever).

How about some Star Trek stuff:



Mary Kellett was raped by her douching kit:
raping bubblesraping bubbles

You all remember Mary Kellett don't you:
Mary KellettMary Kellett

Now, other people make some damned funny stuff too:


I found this one on avoiceformen
boys are stupidboys are stupid

Now, the freaky?? Made me say, "WTF!?"

I signed up for an account on the MGTOW forums just too see what it was all about.

I made one suggestion for a new blog in my first post.

I have already been PERMANENTLY banned! No reason was given as to why I was banned, and the message says, "Date the ban will be lifted: never".

It gets weirder - I then posted a message about this on another blog - the blog had a related topic - about the happy bachelors forum being moved - I posted a comment asking if anybody knew why I might have been banned so suddenly from the MGTOW forums.

The blog author took the entire post down?!

Strange eh? WTF?!