Snow penises that is - this is me poking fun at,
and pointing out the harsh reality of, a story
first presented on the
Community of the Wrongly Accused.
Some young men at a university decided to pull a harmless prank,
and instead of building snowmen, decided to use snow to ERECT
a 9 foot tall penis.
But the giant penis was met with
extreme hostility
and an insane rage against male sexuality
a
noble call for equality from feminists...
"It was offensive because it was pornographic,"
said
man-hating land whale
Amy E. Keel,
who said she and her roommate
"dismantled" the giant snow penis.
"Women do not need to be reminded of the power of
the symbol of the male genitalia," Rosenfeld
sex-hating psycho-bitch said.
"My guess is that they are constantly reminded of
it in daily messages."
The comments from the
bat-shit crazy loonies
brave women fighting for equality confused the young men who built it.
"We built it for fun, instead of building a snowman,"
he said. "We built it specifically as a junior high prank."
In order to right the world's wrongs
of men having penises
women
feeling like they are not treated equally,
the young men allegedly built a new snow sculpture in order to honor womyn.
But the new sculpture also angered
carpet-munching psycho-bitches who hate men
the brave and valiant women fighting for equality...
Feminists shouted, "NOW YOU ARE OBJECTIFYING WOMEN!!!!",
shouted the
biploar lunatics who forgot their medications,
Womyn, "THERE IS MUCH MORE TO A WOMAN THAN JUST HER BOOBS!!!"
This also confused the young men, so they built yet another sculpture...
|
 Feminists started complaining
that this latest snow scuplture set unrealistic expectations for
womyn and their bodies. And that had absolutely NOTHING to do with
the fact that they were disgusting morbidly obese land monsters. No,
it has to do with EQUALITY - and nothing else! It is not like these
feminists hate men, male sexuality and want to portray ALL men as
negatively as possible - no - it is about "equality".
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Confused once again, the young men built yet another snow sculpture...
Feminists (for the most part) were delighted by the latest snow sculpture, as it
showed no signs of sexuality in any form. It portrayed woman as
shapeless blobs with no intrinsic beauty of anykind.
Other
men-hating lunatics feminists however, were extremely upset
at the new snow sculpture, as it failed to fully represent
minorities and the LGBT (Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato) community.
The young men, instead of having any fun whatsoever - decided to give up on building
any kind of snow sculptures, locked themselves in a room, and welded the doors shut.
This made all the feminists happy, as male opinions are not desirable when it
comes to gender equality.
The thing I do not understand here - if feminism is truly about "gender equality"
and not male hatred, why would feminists feel so upset and threatened by a penis?
I mean, why go on an insane lunatic rage to destroy a simple snow sculpture? How will
destroying a snow sculpture help achieve "gender equality"? Also, destroying
a snow sculpture of a penis will not change the fact that men have penises and women
have vaginas - and that men and women will always be different...
Enjoy looking at a picture of a woman (I Think?!?) who: would laugh if you got
your penis cut off, thinks that men getting raped is funny, screams
bloody murder when a woman gets raped, shouts "you go girl!" when a
woman hits her spouse, screams bloody murder if a man were to hit
his spouse, thinks you are "sexist" for being a heterosexual, thinks
she is out of your league, thinks she is too good for you, would be
happy to spend all of your hard-earned money on shoes and not give a crap if
you had money left over for food, and hates your guts for being a man.
How could any man not like her!?
Remember - we live in a misogynistic society...
