Sunday, September 25, 2016

Are You Ready For September 27, 2016...

When ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN?  Sure, the market may or may not crash in the future - but who the hell thinks they can predict the exact day?  Since when can ANYBODY see the future?


I have never understood the doom and gloom sayers predicting the end of the world...  Well, maybe I do - look at the number of ads in the first link (a YouTube Video).

I have also never understood why so many people ruin their faces with Botox and Plastic Surgery...

Enjoy my latest MESSterpiece on YouTube

Monday, September 19, 2016

Government Announces TWO DAY Waiting Period Before Buying Pressure Cookers


Because of the recent bombing SHOOT! I mean uhm - thinguhmuhjig in New York, Government Authorities and other screwballs have decided to make plans for a two-day waiting period for anybody wishing to buy a pressure cooker.  Here is what our reporters captured:




Oh yeah - in other news,
Dang. Glad I am safe here in the U.S. from maniacs like Kim Jong Un who would jail me for my sarcasm. So much better here in the U.S. even with the bombings INCIDENTS, and Muslims peacefully stabbing people to death and our seriously f**ked in the head leaders walking on eggshells and ignoring real issues and instead trying to get free abortions and free breast implants for little filthy whores who hate my f**king guts for being straight and would laugh if I got my penis cut off...

Yes, I've lost it...