According to Reuters, "one complaint represents a rape"
According to another source, "One complaint represents a dog cleverly disguised as a chicken"
One thing is for sure though. A woman's left breast was allegedly fondled maybe during the Cologne incident. An incident that many functionally retarded reporters are calling "911, only with like rape and stuff instead of explosions and stuff".
|The breast suffered no damage at all during the maybe perhaps possible alleged fondling, but unfortunately, the woman the breast was attached to - died. RIP-Factor reporters tried to do an interview with the woman's left boob. They realized that breasts cannot talk. And that is unfortunate too, because it would be seriously cool if they could.|
The breast is going to be placed in the Nipple Museum (Nippel Vitrine) in Breastopolis Germany - which is next to Frankfarted.
The strange thing is, of all the stories we browsed, there was no concrete proof that any rape(s) occurred - I wonder why they are portraying the Cologne New Year event as such a...
Enjoy looking at a picture of a woman who: thinks she is out of your "league", thinks she is too good for you, thinks men getting raped in prison is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman gets raped, would be happy to spend all your hard earned money on shoes and land you in the poor house, thinks you are a sexist pig for having a sex-drive, and would laugh if you got your penis cut off.
So tell me - how could anybody NOT like HER!?!
Remember - we live in a misogynistic culture.