Monday, January 18, 2016

Cologne Incident: Woman's Left Boob Allegedly Fondled Maybe.

Cologne Incident
It has been alleged that maybe perhaps possibly, maybe millions of women were allegedly violently and possibly maybe raped in Cologne Germany reportedly on New Year's alleged Eve. So far, it perhaps appears that maybe some alleged reports might indicate that maybe as many as 2 possible women were possibly maybe raped allegedly.

According to Reuters, "one complaint represents a rape"

According to another source, "One complaint represents a dog cleverly disguised as a chicken"
Cologne Incident
This is a gross sexual offense in Cologne Germany that is taken very seriously. The dog has been arrested. The clever chicken costume has been impounded after being tested for semen - for no apparent reason whatsoever.

One thing is for sure though. A woman's left breast was allegedly fondled maybe during the Cologne incident. An incident that many functionally retarded reporters are calling "911, only with like rape and stuff instead of explosions and stuff".

Cologne Incident The breast suffered no damage at all during the maybe perhaps possible alleged fondling, but unfortunately, the woman the breast was attached to - died. RIP-Factor reporters tried to do an interview with the woman's left boob. They realized that breasts cannot talk. And that is unfortunate too, because it would be seriously cool if they could.

The breast is going to be placed in the Nipple Museum (Nippel Vitrine) in Breastopolis Germany - which is next to Frankfarted.
Cologne Incident

The strange thing is, of all the stories we browsed, there was no concrete proof that any rape(s) occurred - I wonder why they are portraying the Cologne New Year event as such a...
Cologne Incident

Enjoy looking at a picture of a woman who: thinks she is out of your "league", thinks she is too good for you, thinks men getting raped in prison is funny, screams bloody murder when a woman gets raped, would be happy to spend all your hard earned money on shoes and land you in the poor house, thinks you are a sexist pig for having a sex-drive, and would laugh if you got your penis cut off.
So tell me - how could anybody NOT like HER!?!

Remember - we live in a misogynistic culture.


  1. What the RIP-Factor reporters didn't do an interview with the woman's left boob, but over 90% of body language is none verbal

    Certain Reuter reporters should get a school tuition refund, but they are probably not insured lol
    Quoting Reuter : one complaint represents a rape". A complaint doesn't represent rape whatsoever, but it is an allegation, which needs to be investigated by the police first

    She (model image) I think she looks great, but I am sure some insure idiots will shame her

    1. Not just Reuter's reporters - but all reporters these days.

      The model does look good - but - all the glitters is not gold.

    2. it is so sad, that truth and investigating journalism died

      I agree with you, that all the glitter is not always gold. But I think, that beautiful women and models should not be........ My mom was briefly a model eons ago. As child, I saw how the other fat bitches (I would never classify the haters as women) treaded her. Shame upon the ugly fat hater hags, because she was/is intelligent, beautiful and still very much in love with my Dad. Having parents, who has loved each other for decades .... it is solid gold

    3. Wow- I could not agree more - having two parents that love each other is solid gold.

      My Mom and Dad were married forever.

      My sister was a model for a while - I never saw or observed any jealous fat chicks. I do remember she would get pulled over by the police an awful lot - and never get a ticket (the cops wanted to hit on her - she was not breaking any laws).