Thursday, December 24, 2015

Jennifer Fichter Rejects Plea Bargain Involving Hand Job, Judge's Penis

It has been alleged that the 30 year old teacher accused of having sexual relations with her students was offered a plea deal involving giving the judge a hand job.
Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter rejected the plea deal, claiming that the judge was too old for her. The 30 year old Twilight Saga Fan claimed that the judge looked nothing like Justin Bieber (the younger Justin Bieber) and had grey hair - and that is like a major turn off to her.
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Jennifer Fichter was showing the court what hand she uses to give her rocking patented hand jobs. While she was doing this, the judge suddenly said, "Screw this shit", and whipped out his enormous wang.
Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter was originally speechless at the sight of the judge's huge wang, but ultimately refused to give him a hand job.
Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter was then asked by the court to show her boobs and her booty to the judge, a request she reacted with surprise and shock, and ultimately, refused. This angered the judge even more, and got her sentenced to 22 years in prison. Not for the sexual charges, but for the time old adage that teachers across the country have always taught us, "Do not bring that to class unless you brought enough for everybody". Jennifer Fichter was sentenced to 22 years in prison for not performing sexually for all of her male students.
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Jennifer Fichter asked her attorney if she would be repeatedly ass-raped in prison. Her attorney quickly replied, "no - that happens in male prisons, not female prisons".
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Jennifer Fichter was relieved that she would not be repeatedly ass-raped in prison like male inmates, and laughed a little at the thought of heterosexual men having faggot ass rape forced on them.

The Jennifer Fichter craze has even led to parents buying bumper stickers for their cars.
Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter

Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter

The school will now be handing out certificates to the male students that nailed Jennifer Fichter, and giving them scholarships for their sexual achievements - and nailing the hot teacher most 17 year olds only get to masturbate to.
Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter's photo is prominently displayed in the certificates male students will receive for having sexual relations with her.

Anyway, enjoy a picture of a good looking woman who is: out of your league, too good to talk to you, too good to look at you, a cunt, a bitch, finds men having homosexuality forced on them in prison funny, would laugh if you got raped in the ass, and would laugh if you got your penis cut-off.
Jennifer Fichter
Jennifer Fichter Again!!!

Sorry - let me try this again.

Enjoy looking at a picture of a good looking woman who: thinks she is out of your league, thinks she is too good to talk to you, thinks she is too good to look at you, finds men having homosexuality forced on them in prison funny, would laugh if you got raped in the ass, and would laugh if you got your penis cut-off.
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Remember - we live in a misogynistic society! That is what Christmas is all about - MISOGYNY!

MERRY MISOGYNISTIC CHRISTMAS!!!!

2 comments:

  1. gosh, you have a very, very dark sense of humor, but she totally deserves being ridiculed .... but you have a merry Christmas

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    1. Yeah - i do have my dark side.

      I liked your latest post - 2015 was the worst year of my life.

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