My name is Friday, I carry a badge. On March 21, 2014, I received an anonymous tip, that there were several women who were setting unrealistic standards for young women’s bodies roaming the area.
My partner is Bill Gannon - he frequently masturbates to pictures of Judy Garland.
We proceeded to the downtown area to investigate the rumors of the women
We encountered several women that were bonerlicious.
Unfortunately, Wonder Woman was one of the women setting unrealistic body standards for
My partner Bill Gannon (who frequently masturbates to pictures of Wonder Woman) and I went to the headquarters for the National Organization for Women to ask them if Wonder Woman should be arrested too.
After waiting in the office for an hour and a half while hearing a strange vibrating sound emanating from all around us, they informed us that any woman, including Wonder Woman, setting unrealistic standards for a young woman’s body was breaking the law.
My partner Bill Gannon (who frequently masturbates to pictures of Janet Jackson) and I made several arrests.
These women were arrested and charged with conspiracy to set unrealistic standards for a young woman’s body in a state court of law.
In a moment, the results of that trial.
Wonder Woman, Dr. Joy Tickle, and Katie Fillmy were all charged and convicted of setting unrealistic standards for young women’s bodies. According to state law, they will serve no less than 2 years in prison for pissing off man hating bitches who couldn’t get laid at a man-o-sphere convention.
Yeah – you heard me right f**kheads – deal with it.