|Hello boys and ghouls! Today, I will offer you some delicious, tasty and nutritious recipes that will also help you get your game on with some hotties. All you need is no job, no money, no future and a complete disregard for human life to prepare these caveat cannabalistic dishes!|
Yummy Yemm hors d'oeuvres (whores devours)1 cup olive oil.
2 cloves garlic
Left leg of Cerys Yemm
|Start with the fact that you are a complete loser psychopath and able to attract good-looking women like Cerys Yemm. Dice left leg thoroughly. Preheat oven to 325. Mix oil and garlic in large bowl. Dice leg meat up and marinade in oil mixture. Bake for 325 minutes. Yumm.|
Yummy Yemm Pot RoastCerys Yemm's torso.
1 lb Carrots
|Preheat oven to 425. Place upper torso of Cerys Yemm in large pan. Place pan in oven. Roast for 3-4 hours or until the meat comes off the bone nicely. Serves with raw carrots. Yumm!|
Lady Fingers8 Fingers from Cerys Yemm
2 Thumbs (optional)
|Remember you are a psychotic loser with no future and no empathy for your fellow human beings, that is why women like this will actual talk to you instead of telling you to go f**k yourself, or explain that they are "out of your league" etc... Cut off Cerys Yemm's fingers (along with thumbs if you are going that route). Place fingers in a bowl. Served chilled with hot coffee or cocoa.|
Remember ladies - watch out for those self-purported-nice-guys.
They are all out to get you!!!!!
When you are murdered, I'll laugh my ass off!
HA HA HA HA HA!This has got to be the most hilarious one yet. Yeah, she is definitely "out of my league", and also "getting flushed out of a toilet about now"!!!
BYE CERYS - I sure as hell won't moan the loss of a psycho-chasing bitch like you!