Thursday, September 18, 2014

T-Shirt Turmoil!!!

Well, some of you may have heard some stories in the news about many school kids being asked to dress differently than they currently do. They are being asked to wear different shirts, because the ones they wear raise questions about sex, are distracting, or make political statements. The latest (as fart as our reporters know) is the case of Chloe Rubiano, a 13 year old prudish attention whore student.

The picture below is the one that got the little prudish penis hating attention whore young girl so much attention...As you can see, the shirt reads, "Virginity Rocks"
Psycho-Bitch T-Shirt
The reporters at RIP-Factor are dedicated to getting you the WHOLE story. We found the original picture of her "nasty T-shirt" and here it is...
Chloe Rubiano
JUST AS WE SUSPECTED! Chloe Rubiano - you dirty little whore!!!!

The principal of the school recommended that Chloe's friends be given a good spanking, because Chloe is a fuck ugly prudish attention whore that would be no fun to spank that is far too young to be making statements about increasing the incidents of prostate cancer in men stupid enough to wait until marriage (or go for fuck ugly prudish attention whores) - but some of Chloe's friends are older and kind of hot claimed the principal, "Bring them in for a good spanking" he said to our reporters.
She Just Needs a Good Spanking

Of course, the BACK of the "Virginity Rocks" T-shirt - it reads as follows...
Psycho-Bitch T-Shirt
The psycho-bitch modern Christian woman T-shirt hit the shelves when all hell broke loose and the 4th angel sounded its trumpet.

RIP-Factor reporters again bring you the whole story - lower on the back of the T-shirt, it reads like this...
Psycho Bitch T-Shirt

Another female student was in hot water for a T-shirt she wore that read, "gay? fine by me.". The principal of the school actually had a functioning brain, and realized what the shirt worn by the female student was REALLY saying...
Psycho Bitch T-Shirt
The principal wisely suspended her - upside down from a tree - and poured molten glass into her rectum.
I Poured Molten Glass into Her Rectum

All of the women in the photo below are also in "hot water" not because their T-shirts are revealing, make a political statement, or anything like that - they were simply reamed for having some seriously nice tits! ...and of course, they were also reamed for setting unrealistic expectations for young women's tits.
Nice Tits!
Our reporters claimed that they would like to rub their face in each and every one of their boobs while going "bbb-b-b-b--b-b-b-bbbb-b-b--b-b-b-b-b--bbb" and stuff.

If you are interested in purchasing any of the T-shirts you saw in this blog post, GET SOME FUCKING HELP, or feel free to visit

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  1. Talking of christian turmoil, I posted this gem on a catholic blog ... lol

    "If pre-marital sex is a sin, how come there are no virginal men in the bible

    Where are the examples of virginal men in the bible? Jesus doesnt count due to,his super, raising from the dead zombie like powers …

    Not even joseph, jesus’s own father is even mentioned as a virgin before pre-marriage

    In fact theres no que of 100’s of men refusing to have sex in the bible … apart from the insane interpretations of male hating catholics & christians

    Also if watching porn is fornicating, isnt jesus getting his feet washed by a diseased whore worse then watching porn …

    A basic example of the hypocrisy & blasphemy, perpetrated by the catholic church against their own men

    Pre-marital sex is nothing compared to the damage, the backstabbing catholic church does to its own men on a daily basis, just to kiss the ass of the male hating, insane women in their pews

    Premarital sex, a centuries old con, created by the catholic church to exploit male hating, insane women

    Nothing more then a play on demographics …"

    1. You'll notice too - that may Catholic churches worship idols of mary, jesus and whatnot...

      I thought that they were not supposed to worship idols...

      I also thought they were not supposed to make idols of those people either.


  2. Why do you have all this hatred for a 13yo girl who's only known infraction is wearing a lame tee shirt to school?

    1. Well, it's not hatred towards her that I feel. It is hatred towards the lame t-shirt, and the lame political/sexual statement that she is making.

      Honestly, is she really even old enough to be making such a statement?

      And, this blog is moreso humor than anything else.

      Yes, my humor is abrasive at times.

    2. Well I'm glad to hear you don't hate this girl, but you're still choosing to put up her photo and altering it to suggest that she is a hypocrite who indulges in underage sexual activity. It's lucky this is an obscure blog, if your images went viral it would cause her a lot of harm, regardless of your post being nothing personal.

      No, she's not old enough to be making such a statement, but that doesn't mean she should be condemned for it. Personally I'd rather see a 13yo wearing a shirt like that than a 'So Many Boys, So Little Time' shirt.

      You might not intend people to take your blog too seriously, but it's still real people you're making the butt of your humour.

    3. If she is allowed to make a spectacle of herself - than I am also allowed to make a spectacle of her too.

      I would rather see 13 year olds wearing T-shirts that make no statements at all.

      Boy am I silly or what.

      Let me ask you snork maiden - How would you feel about a 13 year old boy/girl wearing a shirt that read "Gay and Proud of it"?

    4. You're allowed to do anything you want within the laws of your country, but whether or not it's the right thing to do is another matter.

      I would prefer to see no tee shirts with daft statements on anywhere, but that's just my personal preference.

      How would I feel about teens wearing "Gay and Proud of it" shirts? Well, I'd think it inappropriate, but I wouldn't attempt to shame them for it, and it would be up to their school/parents to deal with it.

    5. Oh yeah - I forgot -you are a woman, and therefore more "spiritually enlightened" than me -and therefore - a supreme ruler of right and wrong.

      Anyway - more than 1000 people die each day from anorexia in this cuntry. You better google some sites that you can donate to in order to stop that!!!!

      I'll stay here while you do that!

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