Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Napkin Hurts Female Pilot's Feelings

Women in aviation is all fun and games - until somebody's feelings get hurt. That is exactly what happened like March 4th or something on WestJet Airlines.
A vile and disgusting man-thing wrote a horrible and disgusting letter on a napkin to a sweet little angel pilot who farts spring mist and poops rose pedals.

Was it a death threat?

Was it a rape threat?

Did he tell her how ugly she was?

No - those are all sweet things to say (sarcasm). Instead, the vile sub-human thing wrote on the napkin that a woman should be at home and not be in the cock-pit of an airplane.
Evil Napkin

STOP SCREAMING!!!

Although RIP-Factor reporters do not agree with the napkin, the pilot or the defiler of the napkin, they did make some suggestions to "WestJet" - the airline company employing the female whose feelings got hurt by the napkin.

To start, we suggested that if they do have female airline pilots, they take a break every 15 minutes (be relieved by a male airline pilot), so that they can perform strip-shows for male passengers.
Female Pilots Reading Napkins
After that, oral sex instead of the beverage cart.
Happy Man
This would reduce the country's obesity problem. Instead of airline passengers being given fattening beverages, the female airline pilots could blow them instead. This would also reduce prostate cancer.
Female Pilots Reading Napkins
After the oral sex, boob sex and a spanking.
Happy Man
And of course, angry anal is always a pleasant experience for any airline passenger.

After making the suggestions that they did to WestJet, RIP-Factor reporters allegedly interviewed Carey Smith Steacy about the evil sexist napkin.

RIP-Factor - why didn't you just throw the napkin away and ignore it? Why pay any attention to what some lunatic scribbles onto a napkin?

Carey Smith Steacy Carey - I like drama - flying planes is boring. I have not had this much fun without my dildo in years! Also, paying attention to a small lunatic fringe and making a mountain out of it is a good way to berate men - whom I hate with a passion - because I never get any. Any sane person knows that nobody gives a rat's ass about who is flying the plane - as long as it isn't a dog with a party whistle and monkey in a ballerina skirt. I just finally found that one small lunatic after dealing with hundreds of thousands of passengers over a 17 year career of flying - now I am going to make this into a major spectacle - to make it appear that most men think like this - with the main stream media's help of course.

When RIP-Factor reporters asked her what she thought of our ideas for improving WestJet as an airline company (the strippers, oral sex, spanking, hand jobs, boob sex and angry anal), she put this look on her face
Carey Smith Steacy
For about 5 minutes - then said "I'm out of here" and left.

RIP-Factor reporters could tell that she was excessively excited by the ideas we offered to WestJet, and probably went home to masturbate - too shy and whatnot to engage in an orgy on the spot.

RIP-Factor reporters assessment of the entire situation was that some odd-ball must have wrote the message on the napkin, and that Carey Smith Steacy is definitely bangable. She is more than welcome to fly in our cock pit anytime!
Carey Smith Steacy

NOW! ALL OF YOU!!!

Carey Smith Steacy

PAY HOMAGE TO THE NAPKIN OF DOOM!

YES DOWN ON YOUR KNEES - THAT ONE LUNATIC HAS SCRIBBLED HIS DRIBBLE ONTO A NAPKIN - WORSHIP THE NAPKIN, BOW DOWN BEFORE IT WORLD!

KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL!

IT IS THE NAPKIN THAT HAS SPOKEN TO US!

4 comments:

  1. I'm not sure though about the female pilots doing strip shows. Some fag who also likes drama would probably complain and then the male pilots would have to strip and do BJs too.

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    1. Too true - remember the "Kiss Cam"?

      'twas satire of course - The meat of this post is what Carey Smith Steacy had to say about the napkin.

      I mean seriously lady - just throw the fucking thing away - she has been a pilot for 17 years - and 1 kook scribbles on a napkin - and that is f**king news!?!?!

      I mean - f**king seriously?

      This is the feminists way of saying "SEE! I TOLD YOU SO!".

      17 years as a pilot - and she encounters 1 and ONLY 1 incident of what they would call "sexism".

      Seriously?!

      Like I said - mountain out of a mole hill.

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