Yes, this much we can be certain of. In fact, RIP-Factor reporters are not sure whether either of the two politicians even have penises.
Unlike Bill Clinton, who had sex with a young pretty white woman – and an impeachment trial actually began – Harry Reid and Rory Reid are not doing anything like that, so it’s all cool.
It is true that somehow,
some odd dollars meant to go to Harry Reid's campaign fund ended up going right to his grand-daughter's jewelry store, but at least sex was in no way involved. Also, Harry Reid himself has |
There may be an endangered species of desert turtle that was being disrupted by Clive Bundy grazing cattle on 600,000 acres of desert land. And of course, the other story is that Clive Bundy has not been paying the proper fees to graze his cattle on that land.
At any rate, the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) formed an armed militia to do battle with Clive Bundy.
At this point, RIP-Factor reporters are certain that no pretty white women have been hurt, or raped in an heroic fashion. We also know that sex is not involved here, so there really isn't that much of a story - except that one of the members of the Bundy family - or perhaps just a protester had really big boobs
Nevada BLM Protester with really big boobs
Sure, how are the Reid's all millionaires? Who knows... Sure, they might be planning to sell American land to an overseas government, sure they might be involved in mishandling campaign funds, sure, they probably made their familes fortunes by cheating American citizens and abusing their authority.
All of that may or may not be true.
But RIP-Factor reporters do in fact know one thing that is a FACT!
They are not having sex with any pretty white women - and that is really important - as this means that they are good folk who do not believe in that sort of thing.
The left-wing women sitting at home reading this can rest assured, and sleep soundly tonight, knowing that we do NOT have a politician in office that does that sex stuff - because that is a mortal sin err dirty err uhm degrading to women or whatever.