Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Young Man Who LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HARRY POTTER Gives Two Young Ladies Extreme Makeovers

Ryan Walker is a young stud muffin whose boots most teenage girls are not worthy to LICK. Also, HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE HARRY POTTER.
YA GOT THAT!!!
GOOD!!!!
And of course, even though teenage girls should pay Ryan Walker (who looks nothing like Harry Potter) money just to talk to him, he was kind enough to give two young ladies extreme makeovers for FREE!
Leah Pearce

Ryan Walker

Leah Pearce

The two young women, Leah "Horse Ass-Face" Pearce and Emma "Triple Chin" Keeble (yes, related to the Keebler Elves - who are stinky and fart a lot) politely asked Ryan Walker - a strapping young man whose dick young women should be lining up to suck, who looks NOTHING like Harry Potter, a dude that definitely is NOT ME, was asked by Emma and Leah for a facial makeover by them loitering around his place of residence, harassing him, taunting him, and bullying him.
Emma Keeble

Emma Keeble

Ryan Walker

Here is what some British faggots beauty experts thought of the extreme makeover.
Gay British

Ryan Walker

Ryan Walker

Ryan Walker

Emma Keeble

There you have it, beauty experts all across the land agree that Ryan Walker definitely does not look at all like Harry Potter! They are unanimous in that they concur, that Harry Potter looks like a complete fag, while Ryan Walker is a complete stud muffin!
Ryan Walker
YA GOT THAT!!!
GOOD!!!!
All joking aside, I think that this young man was being bullied by these two young ladies. I wonder what those girl's parents think about bullying...

AND, what in God's name possessed those two young ladies to think he looked like Harry Potter?

Because, clearly, he doesn't.
YA GOT THAT!!!
GOOD!!!!
Yes, I am ready for some death threats...
P.S. I know some of my readers are British - guess what - most of my ancestry is British - it is in FUN!!!
Can't handle it - then take a pill or something!

4 comments:

  1. I love how they photoshopped his face, he looks more like a freak wax doll, with no wrinkles, zits etc

    Hell he literally has no facial features at all ... lol

    But damn they left all the blood on the chicks face, I seriously doubt any of that blood on that chicks is real, it looks suspiciously like the fake paraplegic from the boston bombing

    Where the guy miraclously had both legs blown off, & still concious, being wheeled around for tea & biscuits ..

    I would however paperbag that chick, after some bleach & disinfectant in the vajayjay ...

    Also the guy had weeks if not months of torture from these chicks, this guy is the poster child for women who get punched in the face

    Needling guys for months on end, will eventually get you punched in the face ... FACT

    Been there, punched the ho' who made it her mission to piss me off for weeks on end ...

    Women really really .......... really dont know how to keep their yaps or legs shut ...

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