The kind of love that an over-privileged white heterosexual self-purported nice guy like me just isn't capable of - because it involves drugs, a bad acid trip, slitting your abdomen open and stabbing your girlfriend to death - you know, TRUE LOVE.
Yes, I am one sick misogynistic prick to be sure!
Ya see, instead of taking drugs, alcohol, and wielding weapons lethal enough to kill people and slitting my own abdomen open, I am more interested in sex - and that is naughty!
Anyway, here is a woman who I am sure would consider
Jessie Fisher - way out of
my league dudes that definitely aren't me leagues
Ahh yes, I remember when I was 23, I had pretty much given up on even approaching women - because of the nasty and rotten things they would say to my misogynistic approaches to them - like saying "hi", "hello", "how's it going" etc...
But anyway, thank God that the woman above had enough post-feminism common sense to NOT hook up with one of those self-purported nice guys - because as we all know - guys like that rape hookers at frat parties and nothing else!
Instead, she used her post-feminism common sense to hook up with this outstanding man
Eric Keith Rodriguez- What a dreamboat!Instead of undressing her in his mind, or being sexist and wanting sex - Eric Keith Rodriguez had much more wholesome activities in mind - like stabbing her to death and slitting his own abdomen open and pulling out his own intestines before being captured by police - all while he was high on marijuana, methamphetamine, alcohol, and LSD!.
Yes, ask any modern, evolved enlightened women, like Jessie's own mother - a man like myself who thinks about dirty things like sex, or undresses a sweet angel like Jessie in my mind will never know the true meaning of love, as the couple above did.
Fisher's own mother said Rodriguez and her daughter were in love. She also said she is not mad at Rodriquez for stabbing her daughter to death - slitting his own abdomen open, pulling out his intestines all while high on marijuana, methamphetamines, alcohol and LSD because she has seen his "bone-crushing remorse".
Maybe she meant "abdomen-slitting remorse"?
Anyway, I have to say that I am sad that I will never experience love like this! Also, I will never know the TRUE love a father feels for his daughter - as the mother in this story demonstrates so vividly!
The reason, if I knew my daughter was involved with somebody who was that into drugs, I would have intervened - and started by getting her off of any drugs she were on.
And that my friends is why, if I had a daughter, she would shit herself to death once she discovered the idiot who fathered her.
DAAHOYEEE!!! I'M A BAD MAN!!!!