MEN-Factor reporters interviewed
She informed us that the canals of mars were approximately roads where an estimated 300,000,000,000 women (and oh yeah - children) were sex-trafficked into estimated slavery in our alleged solar system alone.
She claimed that the sex-trafficking was caused by, "pornography and men and things like the superbowl and other stuff that men like and stuff like that, especially when I am stoned".
She went on to claim that it was estimated that perhaps even bigfoot may have been approximately sex-trafficked on mars.
MEN-Factor reporters have been doing research of sex-trafficking, and have found 1 incident where 4 men sex-trafficked a 13 year old girl.
Four traffickers for every one traffickee - means that if there are in fact 300,000 people trafficked, then there are 1.2 million sex traffickers - yet the police scarcely make any arrests for the crime. We asked several
They informed us, that sex-traffickers have secret weapons from Mars like ray-guns and magical rings from captain crunch cereal boxes that help them force women – an oh yeah – children too - into prostitution.
Despite what the