Monday, January 20, 2014

Astronomers find Concrete Proof of Sex Trafficking on Mars

Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

Many scientists liberal arts majors who call themselves scientists, have briefly glanced at the surface of mars, taken no time whatsoever to do any kind of research, and determined that sex trafficking most likely maybe perhaps possibly occurs there.
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

MEN-Factor reporters interviewed some dunce a respected crackpot scientist at the College campus of I.O.U.
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

She informed us that the canals of mars were approximately roads where an estimated 300,000,000,000 women (and oh yeah - children) were sex-trafficked into estimated slavery in our alleged solar system alone.
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

She claimed that the sex-trafficking was caused by, "pornography and men and things like the superbowl and other stuff that men like and stuff like that, especially when I am stoned".
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

She went on to claim that it was estimated that perhaps even bigfoot may have been approximately sex-trafficked on mars.
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

MEN-Factor reporters have been doing research of sex-trafficking, and have found 1 incident where 4 men sex-trafficked a 13 year old girl.

Four traffickers for every one traffickee - means that if there are in fact 300,000 people trafficked, then there are 1.2 million sex traffickers - yet the police scarcely make any arrests for the crime. We asked several dunces liberal arts wielding people to explain this to us.

They informed us, that sex-traffickers have secret weapons from Mars like ray-guns and magical rings from captain crunch cereal boxes that help them force women – an oh yeah – children too - into prostitution.
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

Despite what the liberal arts retards with I.Q.s of 70 which drops down to 40 when they are baked experts told MEN-Factor reporters, we did some of our own research, and came up with what may in fact be a viable hypothesis as to the leading source of the majority of sex-trafficking.
Sex Trafficking
Sex Trafficking

5 comments:

  1. Scarecrow:
    I think I saw that there's going to be an installment about interstellar sex-trafficking on the upcoming 'Ancient Aliens' episode before the Super Bowl.

    The reason that the police rarely make any arrests is because, according to that Greek guy with the funny haircut on the show, the sex traffickers and their victims leave Earth via the Hidden Chamber under the Sphinx. That's part of the reason why there was a revolution in Egypt recently, the Pharoahs---who still secretly run things behind the scenes---weren't getting their share of the extraterrestrial gold that's traded for nubile young Earth females.

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    1. You forgot to mention that Adolf Hitler is also still alive - and in co-hoots with the Pharoahs

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    2. Oh - and Elvis is still alive - but not part of this picture.

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  2. If their argument is based upon: female prostitution increases during male centred events; then their logic can be used to conclude: sodomising of catamites increases during Gay 'pride' events.

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    1. Or during Catholic mass.

      OHHH - yeah - that was a low blow.

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