Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Leprechaun Rights Advocate Outraged over Stolen Pot of Magic Sperm

MEN-Factor reporters have just learned that a leprechaun is outraged over his magic pot of sperm being stolen. Apparently, the magic pot of sperm was at the end of a rainbow - in his pants.
Leprechaun

Currently, “Warwick” has no clue as to who stole his magic pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow - in his pants. It is valued at 92,700 dollars. Unfortunately, “Warwick” forgot to mark his pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow - in his pants. This means that whoever cashes it in at a sperm bank will not get caught, since there is no way to identify the sperm. The police investigation continues. The chief of police suspects that some female hooligans are responsible for the theft.
Female Hooligans

Female hooligans potentially responsible for the theft of “Warwick” the leprechaun’s magic pot of sperm at the end of a rainbow – in his pants.

In the meantime, “Warwick” the leprechaun claims that he has nothing to look forward to, except a sore dick as he prepares to re-fill another magic pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow – in his pants.
Leprechaun

Evil Leprechaun, “Warwick” groaning over the daunting task of re-filling his magic pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow – in his pants.

4 comments:

  1. Scarecrow:
    Feminists are always saying, too, that men are useless for anything but sperm-donors. I've also heard some in the Man-o-sphere complain that feminists are stealing sperm.

    Question: what do those in the Manosphere who claim this intend to do with all this sperm they're jealously guarding?

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    1. I have heard rumors that they like to masturbate into Tabasco sauce jars with it.

      In all seriousness though - single moms - the REAL single moms in the world would not say such a thing.

      Upper middle class white American women would gladly tote that men are only good for sperm donors - they are a minority.

      And honestly - how often are men actually made to pay for an unwanted pregnancy?

      Please do not tell me that 1 in 4 men will be forced to pay 92,700 dollars to a woman's child before he graduates from college, and 11 in 5 kids are not even his.

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  2. Scarecrow:
    Maybe a Tabasco Sauce bottle is the only thing small enough for them to fit into...

    {Sorry I couldn't resist}

    I'm not sure though that most single moms wouldn't agree that men are useless except as sperm donors.

    "How often are men actually made to pay for an unwanted pregnancy?"

    Given the fact that most of the men that these women are getting knocked up with are chronically unemployed, incarcerated, or strung out on dope or psychiatric drugs: probably not as often as many MRAs claim. However, a lot of women DO get forced support from welfare and other tax-funded programmes.

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    1. Exactly - There are too many contradictions in the "man-o-sphere".

      Women go for alphas - yet - I see them going for complete losers.

      Women are all sluts - yet - they are all prudish too.

      Women are hateful of sex - yet they ride the cock carousel...

      Feminism is to blame - because it fails to hold women accountable for their actions - and feminism is to be blamed on men - seriously - WTF!!!!

      I am thinking of single mom's in ghetto's - or in a bad economic state.

      They would see a man as a source of income.

      It is a step up from sperm donor...

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