Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Leprechaun Rights Advocate Outraged over Stolen Pot of Magic Sperm

MEN-Factor reporters have just learned that a leprechaun is outraged over his magic pot of sperm being stolen. Apparently, the magic pot of sperm was at the end of a rainbow - in his pants.
Leprechaun

Currently, “Warwick” has no clue as to who stole his magic pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow - in his pants. It is valued at 92,700 dollars. Unfortunately, “Warwick” forgot to mark his pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow - in his pants. This means that whoever cashes it in at a sperm bank will not get caught, since there is no way to identify the sperm. The police investigation continues. The chief of police suspects that some female hooligans are responsible for the theft.
Female Hooligans

Female hooligans potentially responsible for the theft of “Warwick” the leprechaun’s magic pot of sperm at the end of a rainbow – in his pants.

In the meantime, “Warwick” the leprechaun claims that he has nothing to look forward to, except a sore dick as he prepares to re-fill another magic pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow – in his pants.
Leprechaun

Evil Leprechaun, “Warwick” groaning over the daunting task of re-filling his magic pot of sperm at the end of the rainbow – in his pants.