Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Hillary Clinton's Complete Analysis of the Libyan Militia

MEN-Factor secret agents hacked into Hitlery Hillary Clinton's personal computer, and managed to obtain these secret government documents. They detail Hitlery Hillary Clinton's complete assessment of the Libyan Militia.
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Hillary Clinton suggested that the Libyans were giving Viagra to their troops, so that they could rape infidels - or whatever.
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Hillary Clinton also suggested that the Libyan's weapons do not shoot bullets, but Viagra pills too - so that the enemy troops would also start raping everybody.
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Hillary Clinton also suggests that in addition to Viagra, the Libyans are transporting tons of lubricant, dildos, and French Ticklers.
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Hillary Clinton had a crude photo shop mock up of what she believes to be the typical Libyan soldier.
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Hillary Clinton also believes that many of the Libyan's guns are actually just dildos that look like guns.
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Hillary Clinton fully recognizes and understands that some of our troops are gay. She anticipated this, and suggested that is why Moammer Gadhafi was buying such a large number of Justin Beiber albums.
Hillary ClintonHillary Clinton allegedly has access to military intelligence that indicates that Libya has no weapons of mass destruction. Since her husband used to be president, she has access to a variety of intelligence reports that the rest of us do not have access to. Therefore, Hillary Clinton as a source of intel, is actually quite reliable.

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Hillary Clinton of all people would know about Libya's military status, she has allegedly met Moammer Gadhafi in person.
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Hillary Clinton firmly insists that Libya is a HUGE threat to the security of her vagina this nation.

Anyway, our secret agents are off on another assignment - until then, please - try not to rape anybody!

2 comments:

  1. LOL, Dude you should make a video of this.

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  2. My next video is gonna be about politicians...

    Coming soon.

    And - I got another Harry Reid video in the making too.

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