It took me a while to research this. But, after a long and drawn out research project I conducted, I have concluded with almost certain precision, that there are more dudes who definitely aren't me, than dudes who are me.
Here is a graph to represent this, I studied 24 people, and 23 of them turned out to NOT be me.
Therefore, for every 1000 people, 41.6 of them are actually me.
Last week, I did a study of 100 people, and only one of them was actually me.
That means that the number of dudes that are definitely me has increased by a factor of nearly 400%!
If this dastardly treand continues, in just a few week, all dudes will definitely be me.
Be afraid, be very afraid!
3 hours ago