Enjoy these Misogynistic jokes:
- If a mas has 2 wives is he a misogynist or a masochist?
- What's the difference between a pussy and a c*nt?
A pussy is warm and moist; A c*nt is what owns it. - Why do men fart more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. - Why did god give men penises?
So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up! - How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you. - What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told. - What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage. - Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away. - What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old does not? Her Belly Button.
- Why do men die before their wives?
They want to. - Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody. - What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull with rabies?
Lipstick. - What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it. - How does a woman know that she is overweight?
She's lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the sea. - How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
Wipe your dick on the curtains. - What's the most active muscle in a woman's body?
Her man's penis. - Why did God create lesbians?
So feminists couldn't breed. - What do you call a woman with a brain?
PREGNANT!
There you have it Gentlemen and Ladies!
Your monday dose of Seering Woman Hatred that is Clearly Etched onto Mine Foul and Blackest of Souls, Burning a Hole in mine Heart, and Making me Evil and Definitely A Serial Killer closet queer that Lives in His Mother's Basement and needs to get over my Hotter than Hell, worse than Eternal Damnation seething dripping oozing out of every crack on my body - hatred of women.
I mean seriously, after reading these, can't you just SMELL the woman hatred in me?
Lol! Thanks for the laughs some really funny ones there.
ReplyDeleteHere's a joke for you.. (Just had it emailed to me about an hour ago)
It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead. :D
That is HILARIOUS!!!
DeleteNot only does it demonstrate the TRUTH about sex and marriage (and how bad it is for men), but it also shows the true state of empathy women have towards a man's sex drive - which is none at all!!!
Dang, that is definitely another TRULY MISOGYNISTIC JOKE worthy of adding to the list!!!!
Kinda sad though, isn't it? I mean, if only more women would make the effort to satisfy their men sexually.. it would no longer be an effort but a source of great pleasure and joy.
DeleteIt's certainly my fav way of relaxing relieving stress and having fun with hubby. ;)