...For not getting married...
Seriously.
A while back, one of my friends got a divorce. He was adding up how much it was costing him. He was calculating the amount he had paid into his house, cars, money he had to pay her for "style of life" costs and others (luckily, they had had no children together).
Since I had been to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, I knew how much hookers cost.
I asked him how often he had had sex with her.
He replied, "Crap, like never. We were usually arguing".
I got it out of him, and did the math in my head. I told him, "Dude, you could have gotten twice as much sex, and saved $300,000 if you went to hookers instead of marrying her".
He replied, "You're full of it..."
I went through the math with him. Forgive me, I cannot remember the exact details - as this happened 10 years ago.
His jaw was on the floor.
If there are any young men reading this - DO NOT GET MARRIED. Draw up a civil union contract or something else - even a private contract.
Marriage is a rip-off for men - PERIOD.
Prenuptial agreements - they get thrown into the trash in divorce court.
If you do not believe me - try to find one in the phone book - call some lawyers.
Prenuptial lawyers started getting sued themselves - so very few lawyers will actually sit down and do that anymore. If they do - they are most likely scammers themselves.
DO NOT GET MARRIED - EVER.
3 hours ago
I dunno, how stupid is that?
ReplyDeleteWomen not putting out, and you paying for her, is the definition of being used.
Prostitutes are more honest than that.
A man must never approach his wife with the idea that she is an innocent, delicate flower who's never been in a bad situation before.
ReplyDeleteI can guarantee you that unless you are wedding the hermit's 18 year old daughter, she has probably not only fooled around with other men, but she has also smashed them too. Don't buy that "kind caring consideration" crap, not to that level.
It's fine to want to protect your spouse ... it is NOT fine to try crusading on her behalf - she may be setting you up.
And any woman who doesn't contribute into the family purse, is a leech who doesn't love you.
After all ... if men pay money to get women treated well, and that's considered love,
why can't women return the favour?
After all ... "MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL".
@P Ray:
ReplyDeleteWith a prostitute - at least you are guaranteed sex.
With a wife, you are not.
Also, when you are done with a hooker, she does not sue you for "every penny you've got"...
Twice as much sex than if you are married? That's not much you know.
ReplyDeleteHappyly Divorced here.
@Legion Ha. That is funny as Hell. Happyly Divorced here also plus I'll ad Happyly Single and not getting nagged here.
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