Gonna go back to playing with my balls now (PUN). I am working on gravity simulation using balls - should make a cool YouTube video. I'll upload it when it's ready...
2 hours ago
Anthony Bologna is actually just his stage name. His real name is Albert Beoldroff. His stage name, Anthony Bologna (i.e. TONY BOLONY) is also the stage name he uses for his side job - making gay porn - as seen in the picture above.
|Feminists scholars at Ding-Dong University have also examined the video, and are claiming that the man who pepper-sprayed the women had (queue psycho music) - AN ERECTION!!!!!|
|HERstory Moment: Did you know that the one man who got onto a lifeboat was actually ordered to get onto that lifeboat by the captain of the Titanic? Yes, this is true! J. Bruce Ismay was ordered to get onto the Titanic lifeboats, just in case there were any women on the lifeboats that had not been beaten or raped before getting onto them! It was in fact his patriarchal duty to beat and rape any women who got onto the lifeboats before getting beaten or raped first. Because, as we all know, no laws existed clearly stating that it was unlawful for a man to beat and rape his wife, or eat babies with a spoon.|
|It was a pleasant sunny day, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch was enjoying herself in the park. Since she was a woman, and oh so much more in touch with nature than men, birds were singing, and chipmunks were buzzing around happily and gleefully - just like what you'd see in a Disney movie! However; her day was about to turn dark - a man showed up.|
|Mary Jane Rottencrotch observed that the man simply walked past her, without any form of sexual assault. This puzzled her briefly, until she noticed that it was sunny outside; clearly, the man did not rape her because there would be too many witnesses. This stranger was not a "real man", but a coward that only raped women at nighttime, when it was dark and nobody would see it - just like all the other men.|