|After fighting many evil wizards and being the object of desire of many female pedophiles, Harry Potter is now attending a normal College University. He is majoring in Physics and is expected to obtain his Bachelor's Degree in 2013. Several times, Harry Potter has been confronted by feminist groups engaged in political protests over things that do not exist; so he doesn't care about them. Although Harry is a Wizard, he is not an idiot.|
On Wednesday, August 15, 2011 he snapped, pointed his magic wand at the women (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) and shouted, "Shutten Uppen Stoopid Cunten!".
Harry Potter did not mean to cast a spell. However; the women (or reasonable facsimiles thereof) were all turned into hats.
|Harry Potter's Father, Sherman Potter from M.A.S.H. was interviewed about Harry's behavior. All he could say was, "Son of a gun, there all hat's now. I should have studied that sorcery bullsh*t instead of medicine. I could have turned that dipsh*t Margaret Hooligan or whatever the f*ck her name is into a Velcro zipper."|
Harry Potter is expected to make bail very soon, as he makes quite a mint performing magic at the Harrah's in Tahoe. Harry Potter was interviewed about his plans for the future, specifically, whether he would go back to college and obtain his degree in physics.