Friday, July 1, 2011

Several Women's Groups Outraged by Man's Giant Cock

Yeah yeah yeah, sorry - that was lame huh?

Enjoy your 4th of July everybody. It is the day we told those inbred British royal faggots to get the f*ck out of America.

You know the ones - they just spent 5 billion on the Royal wedding, while their citizens are having trouble finding and keeping jobs.

What a great bunch of sh*t-heads!

...not that the people running America are any better...


  1. Funny! Sadly, we are now right back where we started by our own hands.

  2. You seem to be seriously misinformed about your own history and ours, not to mention seriously lacking in manners and perhaps more than a little drunk, which clearly accounts for your gratuitously offensive remarks.

    Your blog will be taken out of my blogroll.

  3. Uh... Mr. Gruff sir?

    You do know this is a JOKE blog.

    JOKE. You know JOKE.

    Not real, not an accurate historical account, but more like an hysterical account...

    Do you believe I read Wikipedia or something?

    Anyway - no worries.

    Sorry you feel compelled to go.

    It was nice knowing you, and I appreciated your comments here.

    Expect no apologies for offending you.

    Hmmm, I think I'll add your blog to my blogroll - just to really be an ass!!!


  4. Hey ScareCrow, be a pal and pass some of that whiskey my way, wouldja?

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  6. Willy... grow a pair would ya!

  7. Gotta love that Cock! Show DICK some RESPECT!

  8. What's wrong with blogging drunk? I guess people think we're joking when we say we pull this shit out of our ass. Research is for pussies.

  9. @Anon - Actually - it's vodka.
    In all seriousness, I wasn't drinking at the time I wrote this. Common mistake though. when I am in public, people often wonder if I am sober or not.
    Because of this year's allergy season, before July 3rd, I hadn't had a drink in more than 3 weeks.

    @Woozoo - Yup. Respect that cock, or it'll put a beating on ya!

    @Captain - Yeah, no kidding - what is wrong with blogging drunk - I gotta try that sometime.