Tuesday, July 26, 2011

New Planet Discovered Beyond Pluto

Peeping Toms Scientists with binoculars modern telescopes have discovered a new planet beyond Pluto. The planet, like the predecessors to Pluto, is a Gas Giant. What has MEN-Factor scientists and planetary observers confused however; is that unlike the other Gas Giants in our solar system, this planet has a huge crack in it.
(OH ME OH MY - I AM "OBJECTIFYING" HER IN MY MIND - AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT FEMINAZI'S - SO JUST GO F*CK YOURSELVES)

Scientists looking out of their house window planetarium with binoculars high powered telescopes first spotted this remarkable new planet - and have decided to call it Heranus - dubbing it the sister planet of Uranus.

Scientists hope to launch a suppository probe into it sometime in the near future, in order to acquire more scientific data about this remarkable planet - and explore it thoroughly.

The launching of the probe is scheduled for sometime next week, as soon as they get her phone number create a satellite capable of collecting data from the new planet.

(Yeah, another lame one. It has been sitting on my thumb drive forever, and I thought I just post it...)

3 comments:

  1. "(Yeah, another lame one. It has been sitting on my thumb drive forever, and I thought I just post it...)"



    Good timing. They did just discover a new moon orbiting Pluto.

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  2. Seriously?

    So now Pluto has 2 moons?

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