I had a nasty stomach bug - RALLLLLPH!
|Amy Leigh Barnes. GA GA GA GOH-ING!!! Check out this FREAKIN HOT WOMAN! A woman with a face and body like that could definitely put steam in a man's stride! YOINKS! So - who is she, is she single, if not - who is the lucky man she is hooked up with? Well, bad news guys. She is dead. Yup. I know this is going to be hard to believe, but her boyfriend actually killed her! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!|
Let's take a look at the lucky bachelor...
|Riccardo Morrison - one lucky son of a gun with a lazy eye. He was not good enough to make it into professional football, so he remained at the sidelines doing - uhm - God only knows what. But, at least he made enough money to move in with that mega hotties grandmother! He also had a criminal record of beating 5 other women in his past at the ripe age of 21! Since Riccardo Morrison is a MAN, and our culture is swamped with male privilege, he now gets the privilege of going to jail - unlike women who kill their boyfriends.|
Now, I must ask myself: how does this information help me? Well, let us apply game theory - perhaps we can learn from example:
In order to score a mega hot 18 year old like this:
One must have beaten 5 other women by the age of 21, have a lazy eye and be a failed attempt at being a football player, and live with your girlfriend's grandmother (no doubt, your own grandmother won't let you live with her, since she knows what a psycho you are)!
Also, when you look at her - do not be "dirty" and undress her in your mind, or fantasize about something really nasty and vile like sexual intercourse. Instead, think about things like: beating up 5 women on her 19th birthday, slamming her arm in a door, spraying deodorant in her face, or just punching her in the face.
|DAMN!!!! I knew I was doing something wrong when I was younger! I wasn't beating any women, I didn't have a lazy eye, and I was preparing myself to have a stable career, and I worked as a security guard and lived in a sh*t-hole apartment, instead of leeching off of somebody else's Grandmother! No wonder chicks always told me to f@ck off when I would approach them! Looking back, I realize now, what a creep I really was. DAMN!|