Monday, May 23, 2011

Dumb, Inbred, Skanky Redneck Whore from Alabama Leeches Taxpayer Dollars

As we all know, Alabama is notorious for its inbreeding and corn-cob-pipe smoking red-necks and an unlimited supply of low intelligence. One woman however is daring to change all of that, by trying to put a stop - not just to inbreeding - but to sex altogether.

Christine ArmstrongChristine Armstrong from Alabama has decided to put a stop to the rampant and out of control inbreeding in Alabama. However, since she is allegedly the result of inbreeding herself, she missed the mark, and is putting a stop to sex and heterosexuality in general - like a lot of dumb broads these days.

Christine Armstrong is a member of "The Lighthouse", a domestic violence program supposedly funded by tax payer dollars. Like many domestic violence programs, the thinking behind it is based on erroneous domestic violence statistics fabricated by feminazi's, feminuts, feminasties, feminutsy's, man-haters, and an assortment of other lunatics who chewed through their straight-jackets. The intent of such organization is NEVER honest, but rather a scam designed to terrorize people into believing that men are beating, raping monsters. Any person the result of generations of rampant unchecked inbreeding, like many of those found in Alabama would definitely fit right in to such an insane institution. Also, our psychologists have stated that the phallic shape of the lighthouse tends to attract sexually repressed b*tches women.

MEN-Factor reporters interviewed "Butthead" to get his opinion of Christine Armstrong:

buttheadArmstrong?! uhhhh.... uhhhh.... huh huh huh huh huh. huh huh huh huh - armstrong... yeah... huh huh huh...

Christine ArmstrongChristine Armstrong, like any common parasite, allegedly gets paid by the American tax payer dollar. This is not uncommon for people who have no skills or intelligence - i.e. people who are the result of rampant unchecked inbreeding (come on - ALABAMA for GOD'S SAKE!). Reports indicate that the batsh*t bonkers b*tch has a knack for blaming men for any problems that might arise in relationships. This is due to the barrage of brainwashing prevalent in our society today. MEN-Factor reporters tried to interview Christine's friends, but so far, reports indicate that she has no friends. Our reporters then tried to interview immediate family members.

Christine ArmstrongA man claiming to be Christine Armstrong's brother and cousin was interviewed by MEN-Factor reporters. In addition to pointing out the hardships in his own personal life, he also claimed that Armstrong was more abrasive than a sheep named "Durr Dickety Dough Doo" he frequently has sexual intercourse with.

Supposedly, Christine's first step to get her brothers to stop hounding her for sex put an end to domestic violence and the patriarchy, is to produce a cuntry music album:
Christine Armstrong
Christine Armstrong allegedly hopes that the sales of this album will provide funds to the bogus domestic violence scam organization she works for, and at the same time, prevent men from "gettin' 'rections".

4 comments:

  1. Go to YouTube and search for I Am My Own Gran' Pa, or Grampa etc.

    'It sounds funny I know but it really is so, I am my own gran' pa.'

    I kid you not.

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  2. Homer and Jethro: http://youtu.be/otLzobC4OTU

    Lonzo and Oscar: http://youtu.be/7Y-Q9EM0G9I

    Those names alone should frighten you.

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  3. Well, I don't know Scarecrow. If you spend some time getting out of Reno you'll see the same types here in the cow counties too.

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  4. @William Gruff - checking them out now.

    @sestamibi - Oh yeah - I know.

    Boy do I know!

    And, it does not matter what county you are in.

    Reno has been called, "The White Trash Capitol of the World"

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