Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Bin Laden's Broomstick Delivered Safely to the Whitehouse

During a mission, American special troops managed to kill Osama Bin Laden
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After clicking their ruby slippers together and shouting, "USA USA USA"
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the marines returned home, and delivered Bin Laden's broomstick to the White House - specifically, to President Obama.
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President Obama then delivered this news to the American people:
President Obama, Bin Laden Dead
President Obama then announced future plans for America:
President Obama, Bin Laden Dead
President Obama announced plans to acquire Captain Crunch's decoder ring, and Mike Nifong's magic bag of dried apricots.


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  1. Well, we all know who Hitler's new roommate in hell is going to be!

  2. @Andy - anybody who thinks Hitler is in hell cannot be all that bad!

    Thanks for the comment!