After clicking their ruby slippers together and shouting, "USA USA USA"
the marines returned home, and delivered Bin Laden's broomstick to the White House - specifically, to President Obama.
President Obama then delivered this news to the American people:
President Obama then announced future plans for America:
President Obama announced plans to acquire Captain Crunch's decoder ring, and Mike Nifong's magic bag of dried apricots.
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