Wednesday, April 13, 2011

How Stoopid is a Male Feminist Anyway?

I was perusing the NCFM groups board on YAHOO.

Somebody posted a link to this article on the Wall Street Journal.

It is a fine article that claims that there is no wage gap. It states that women between ages 22 and 30 in reality make 8% more than men in that same age category.

There is naught funny there, and nothing astounding to anybody in these circles (the Manosphere).

The amusing part is in the comments section by some a$$-wad named "Sam Greco":

male feministwow, this guy [referring to the author of the article] needs to see a shrink. Talk about psychological issues with women. The article drips with so much sarcasm and venom, both against non-conservatives and women, its actually painful to read. Its like watching someone get drunk at a family gathering and stumble around making a fool of themself.

A smart man "Michael Bukowski" replies:

non feministHey, that's a great point, Sam - except for the fact that this "guy" is actually a WOMAN. So, where are her psychological issues stemming from, exactly?

Looks like Sam Greco is so effing brainwashed that he directly assumes that anybody debating the wage-gap is a man, and a man with "psychological issues". Take note of the gravely misguided shaming language!

If anybody is "stumbling around and making a fool out of themself" - it is Sam Greco with his jack-assed comment!

So - how stoopid are male feminists? I offer some analogies...

Male feminists are:
  • A few crumbs short of a crouton.

  • A few clowns short of a circus.

  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

  • A few beers short of a six-pack.

  • A few peas short of a casserole.

  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

  • All foam, no beer.

  • Intellectuals rivaled only by garden tools.

  • Missing a few buttons on their remote controls.

  • Not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

  • A few inches short of a DICK.

Some other facts about male feminists:

  • Male Feminists have to study for Dope tests!

  • Male feminists think that Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

  • Male feminists are so stupid they often trip over cordless phones.

  • I told a male feminist it was chilly outside, and he grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

  • When my brother worked at a 24 hour convenience store, a male feminist came in and asked him what time they closed.

  • I told a male feminist that drinks were on the he went and got a ladder...

  • A male feminist once took the Pepsi challenge and lost.

  • It takes male feminists 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

  • If you put your head up to the ear of a male feminist, you can hear the ocean!

  • Male feminists take notes when they watch "The Three Stooges"

  • Male feminists get confused when buying color TV's - they cannot decide what color.

Enough ZEN about male feminists, ponder this picture of Julian Assange I found:
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Now, please sign the petition to disbar Mary N. Kellett!


  1. Scarecrow ......

    Cool article, as usual.

    Here's a thought : What if 'Sam Greco' was a female feminist?
    That sort of shaming language would be exactly what one of our warty, ugly, bad-body-odour friends would say ...

  2. I also liked, "a few cowboys short of a posse."

  3. @Fidel - possible, but ultimately, irrelevant. Why is it that anybody challenging things like wage gap, VAWA, title IX etc - is instantly assumed to be not just a man, but a man in need of psychological help?

    @Anon - A few spanks short of a monkey.

  4. I found this site accidentally doing a google image search.

    You guys need to seek professional help for your misplaced anger. I feel sorry for the women in your lives.

  5. Well, I am sure that the women in our lives feel sorry for you too.

  6. "I found this site accidentally doing a google image search.

    You guys need to seek professional help for your misplaced anger. I feel sorry for the women in your lives."

    Could you at least come up with something a little more original, please? You know, to make things interesting? Brainless robots likes this one are life-suckingly boring.

  7. No kidding. My favorite one so far is:

    "Don't quit your day job".

    Ugh - well, at least so far, only complete idiots don't like this blog...