|A series of robotic sex-dolls made by the truecompanion robot company have mutated, gained sentience, and are going on a genocidal spree destroying civilization as we know it! The robotic sex dolls were originally designed for sexual pleasure; they look like Sarah Palin and are programmed to shout "MAVERICK" when a penis is inserted into them.|
|A meteor containing some unknown form of radiation has hit the robot sex-doll factory, and the Sarah Palin dolls (the most popular model), are now roaming cities, and destroying everything in their path. The new dolls, due to the effects of the radiation, are capable of shooting laser beams out of their eyes, and suffocating people with their firm perky breasts, or charming them with their dimwitted and non-threatening rhetoric.|
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In the meantime, we have no idea of how many people have died due to this tragic and freakish event. The Sarah Palin Sex-Robots continue marching on various cities throughout America, causing complete mayhem and havoc. This has most journalists thrilled, as it will greatly increase their ratings and hence - advertising revenues. Some of the male journalists might also get the opportunity to "stop" one of the Sarah Palin Sex-Robots, and be a "hero" by inserting his penis into one, and pressing the "reset" button once it shouts, "MAVERICK!"