Governor Jerry Brown - announcing plans to cut
government spending a fart.
What most Americans fail to realize, is that it is far too common for politicians to make these kinds of mistakes. Many politicians claim that they really have to cut spending so bad - and then they never actually do cut spending at all.
MEN-Factor scientists believe this is because they are simply cutting farts and not cutting spending. This is a clear indicator that the politicians in our government are severely deranged and detached from reality. In addition to our potty politicians being dangerously detached, they spend most of their time sitting around farting, while sinister and evil minions take advantage of our loony leader's kooky craniums.
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