Thursday, December 23, 2010

Heidi Jones at it Again; Sources Allege she now claims to have been Raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird

Heidi JonesHeidi Jones, the allegedly infamous lying sack of garbage is allegedly at it again. Last time, she fabricated an accusation of rape aimed at a fictional Hispanic male. This time, according to sources, she is allegedly claiming to have been raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird.


MEN-Factor reporters have spoken to alleged witness to the new affair, and the team of MEN-Factor artists were able to compile these dramatic images of what might have allegedly happened to Heidi Jones

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Heidi Jones - reports indicate that she claims to have been raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird.



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Heidi Jones - one of her alleged attackers was Captain Crunch.



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Heidi Jones - allegedly threatened in a sexual manner by Big Bird.


Although sources indicate that Heidi Jones has been thoroughly traumatized by this latest incident, reports indicate that she is being a very brave woman, proceeding with her life as though the incident mysteriously never allegedly happened - GET OPRAH ON THE PHONE!

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Heidi Jones - what she might be doing after this latest alleged incident.



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Heidi Jones

5 comments:

  1. I'd swear I saw Elmo watching when Big Bird attacked. Little Perv. I think he was hiding behind Oscar's can (garbage, that is).

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  3. @E. Steven Berkimer

    I heard Elmo video-taped the incident, and is showing it at his "swinger" parties.

    @Boycott dude:

    I'll add your blog to my blog list - when I get around to it - so be patient.

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  4. You are too funny! I just belly laughed after a late lunch. Someone at Spearhead just posted a comment and link to your site about this one. :)

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  5. Yeah - that was me - Richard "Straw Fer Brains" - i.e. ScareCrow....

    The Spearhead is one of the best sites on the net.

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