Heidi Jones, the allegedly infamous lying sack of garbage is allegedly at it again. Last time, she fabricated an accusation of rape aimed at a fictional Hispanic male. This time, according to sources, she is allegedly claiming to have been raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird.
MEN-Factor reporters have spoken to alleged witness to the new affair, and the team of MEN-Factor artists were able to compile these dramatic images of what might have allegedly happened to Heidi Jones
Heidi Jones - reports indicate that she claims to have been raped by Captain Crunch and Big Bird.
Heidi Jones - one of her alleged attackers was Captain Crunch.
Heidi Jones - allegedly threatened in a sexual manner by Big Bird.
Although sources indicate that Heidi Jones has been thoroughly traumatized by this latest incident, reports indicate that she is being a very brave woman, proceeding with her life as though the incident mysteriously never allegedly happened - GET OPRAH ON THE PHONE!
Heidi Jones - what she might be doing after this latest alleged incident.